I'm Dumb.

They never told me when you get out of hell you lose your wings.

pomelomela:

Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.

(Source: pomelomelomela, via lacigreen)

stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

(Source: stability, via pizza)

musical-treasures:

So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.

This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3

(via deanwhiskeychester)

isnerdy:

rj4gui4r:

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

…a doctor who built a body.

(via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)

savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

(Source: pleatedjeans, via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)

xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

(Source: nataliaromanov, via the-doctors-consulting-detective)

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: rosetylerful, via pizza)

queerlyobscure:

Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.

I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.

I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.

(via deanwhiskeychester)

mellow-sleep:

aluox:

blood-mages-anonymous:

x-the-fault-in-our-scars-x:

aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

God it’s actually making me uncomfortable

No I am uncomfortable. As a color deficient person I almost never see the color blue and that is the bluest blue that has ever blued.

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I believe our internal frustration with this stems from the fact that it is very similar to a certain type of computer message

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do you feel the anger and frustration?

(via shipeveryonewithsomeone)

im-thirstyy:

shinnomew:

my-littletony:

vixen7:

I’m crying.

ITS BACK

"You’re the worst friend ever" in a monotone voice
I’m very happy

this video keeps me going

(Source: missinglinc, via shipeveryonewithsomeone)

darling-you-ll-be-okayy:

preparetobemildlyentertained:

anawkwardfruit:

capsicle1916:

baconllamatimelord:

misswho221b:

partners-in-time:

misswho221b:

If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.

Or italics

How can I express my feelings with no italics

It has not even got bold

And we need to talk about:

  • Bullet points

I may as well strikeout Facebook

You can’t even put links into text

oh my god the link

Reblogging so more people have this link

(via itriedfishfingersandcustard)

zarax:

death-rebirth-senshi:

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

i cant stop laughing

(Source: lolgifs.net, via shipeveryonewithsomeone)

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