NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN
CAUSING A COMMOTION
BECAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME
PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WHITE CAN BEAT A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT
LIKE AN UNDERWATER UNICORN
THEY’VE GOT A KICKASS FACIAL HORN
THEY ARE THE JEDI OF THE SEA
THEY’LL STOP CTHULHU EATING YE
I love it
Ex-renaissance painter vampire in the 21st century embarrassed at people looking at their work from 600 years ago shown in a museum.
"I used the wrong brush"
“It’s just a doodle”
“I’m going to burn it”
“The anatomy isn’t even that great”
“Leonardo made me do it”
this whole wave of “don’t worry feminists aren’t angry!” is fucking stupid maybe I don’t speak for everyone but yes I am angry and there’s nothing wrong with that
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first kiss: queer women
this is infinitely cuter than that strangers kiss for a clothing label ad or homophobes hug gay people video
This is so adorable and makes me happy
I SHIP EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE COUPLES OMG